whenever i start a playlist of some black/pagan metal and look randomly at the comments underneath the current vid in youtube, i always read things like: 'I would follow Hitler into battle.' or 'Scheiß Nazimusik'. what the fuckin bloody hell is wrong with u guys?!? metal isnt politically at all! and also it gives a fuck about what nazis or communist or whatever else thinks. metal unites people from all over the world, dont carin for what their race, religion, skin color and so on is. all that counts is havin fun n get our brain blasted out. pure bliss! its perhaps the most hedonistic (in its positive meaning), peaceful and uniting genre existing. it s worse enough that some shit minded morons like burzum abuse metal's overhelmin power to propagate their harebrained ideology. true metalheads (not the poser trves) just ignore n deliberately ignore them.
so y the hell under every youtube video or on every concert at least one mentally deranged fella bleat how right winged and nazi this band especially and metal genre on the whole? get rid of those childisch prejudices.
get urself some insight before claimin somethin stupid.
rock on - or fuck off!
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Saturday, October 20, 2012
Sunday, February 19, 2012
SUVs
ya the western developed countries especially the continental europe share a cruel fate: no streets at all, just muddy small trails, swamps whereever you look, steep rocky hills n big unbridged torrents. so its a pain in the ass to get from a to b. wait what? thats not the situation in europe? there are well build streets, a lot of highways n nearly every spot you can drive a car on is paved? if so - y the heck SUVs seems multiplicatin like viagra fed rabbits?!? there s absolutely no need for em.
well if you re a rational thinkin guy. if not so here are a few reasons:
I: showoff: look - i ve got so much money, i can spend 35.000€ on a car! (that s the kindo people who cant affort a porsche or a ferrari or somethin like that)
II: compensation: a lot of people buyin those cars have a lower self esteem than ted buckland - the lawyer from 'scrubs'. so when they lack of balls - at least they can join the poser game.
III: yeah i know i rarely need that but its good to know i could: could what? conquer the gravel parking space? cross the drainage trickle? wow. what a challenge...
IV: i need the seats. yep. there s rarely a car with more than 1 seat that doesnt at least weight 1,3 tons.
V: i need the space. are u kiddin? what space? luggage space in SUVs isnt much bigger than in any other car - as long you dont drive a pickup. (pls dont)
VI: its safe. yeah - its totally safe. i mean you dont have mass so you gain no impulse n sometimes you car get stopped by a fly squashin on the windshield. so its extremely easy to control and you re absolutely no danger for the other less armored road users.
fellas...here s the ugly truth:
I: fuel n environment. you need a lot of gas to power your car. its very expensive nowadays, you create a lot of carbon dioxide also you need to set sometimes more than a ton in motion to get 80kg from a to b.
II: parking space. you dont get any. they are all occupied by small japanese cars. you need a lot of time to find a place where you can park your car. so you re drivin around the block gain n gain n emit a lot of CO2 cause ya burn a lot of gas.
III: lil bit of physics. impulse equals mass times velocity. as ya drive faster, your car gets harder to control. also it wants to retain its direction of movement - this phenomenon s called mass inertia. now imagine hittin a pedestrian. with 250kg at 20 mph n a ton at 20 mph. when do you think the pedestrian will be hurt more? even worse, the front of most SUVs are too high to shoulder roll over it so the entire upper body gets hit without any chance to dampen the impact. dear SUV driver. you are a threat to all the other traffic participants and to yourself.
so please buy yourself a car that fits your needs, not your complexes.
thanks in the name of this planet, every road user and last but not least - our eyes.
cause most SUVs are ugly as hell.
so long - a guy who has been hit by a 'normal' car for 3 times so he wasnt harmed.
well if you re a rational thinkin guy. if not so here are a few reasons:
I: showoff: look - i ve got so much money, i can spend 35.000€ on a car! (that s the kindo people who cant affort a porsche or a ferrari or somethin like that)
II: compensation: a lot of people buyin those cars have a lower self esteem than ted buckland - the lawyer from 'scrubs'. so when they lack of balls - at least they can join the poser game.
III: yeah i know i rarely need that but its good to know i could: could what? conquer the gravel parking space? cross the drainage trickle? wow. what a challenge...
IV: i need the seats. yep. there s rarely a car with more than 1 seat that doesnt at least weight 1,3 tons.
V: i need the space. are u kiddin? what space? luggage space in SUVs isnt much bigger than in any other car - as long you dont drive a pickup. (pls dont)
VI: its safe. yeah - its totally safe. i mean you dont have mass so you gain no impulse n sometimes you car get stopped by a fly squashin on the windshield. so its extremely easy to control and you re absolutely no danger for the other less armored road users.
fellas...here s the ugly truth:
I: fuel n environment. you need a lot of gas to power your car. its very expensive nowadays, you create a lot of carbon dioxide also you need to set sometimes more than a ton in motion to get 80kg from a to b.
II: parking space. you dont get any. they are all occupied by small japanese cars. you need a lot of time to find a place where you can park your car. so you re drivin around the block gain n gain n emit a lot of CO2 cause ya burn a lot of gas.
III: lil bit of physics. impulse equals mass times velocity. as ya drive faster, your car gets harder to control. also it wants to retain its direction of movement - this phenomenon s called mass inertia. now imagine hittin a pedestrian. with 250kg at 20 mph n a ton at 20 mph. when do you think the pedestrian will be hurt more? even worse, the front of most SUVs are too high to shoulder roll over it so the entire upper body gets hit without any chance to dampen the impact. dear SUV driver. you are a threat to all the other traffic participants and to yourself.
so please buy yourself a car that fits your needs, not your complexes.
thanks in the name of this planet, every road user and last but not least - our eyes.
cause most SUVs are ugly as hell.
so long - a guy who has been hit by a 'normal' car for 3 times so he wasnt harmed.
Tuesday, January 17, 2012
2012.
we all know the basic facts bout 2012: the mayan calendar will end. so will the world. 12/21/2012.
4 days before xmas. goddamnit! wait a minute...what has the ending of an ancient calendar to do with the end of the world? excellent question. a few 'answers'. in 2012 the socalled 'long count' will end. i must admit - in mayan definition this particular date is kinda special. in december 2012 after the bak'tun 13 a new long count begins - the calendar gets kinda 'resetted'. thats structural cause after this date the days otherwise would double. its even mentioned on walls and steles.
its just some kinda 'super new years eve' . no mayan inscripture however speaks bout cataclysms. thats an invention of conspiracy theorists n esoteric rip off.
n theres no such thing as an outstanding cosmic conjunction. there is just one conjunction that occurs every year.
so dont panic, just wrap your gifts and roll on the floor laughing bout those idiots buyin books like 'survive 2012'.
4 days before xmas. goddamnit! wait a minute...what has the ending of an ancient calendar to do with the end of the world? excellent question. a few 'answers'. in 2012 the socalled 'long count' will end. i must admit - in mayan definition this particular date is kinda special. in december 2012 after the bak'tun 13 a new long count begins - the calendar gets kinda 'resetted'. thats structural cause after this date the days otherwise would double. its even mentioned on walls and steles.
its just some kinda 'super new years eve' . no mayan inscripture however speaks bout cataclysms. thats an invention of conspiracy theorists n esoteric rip off.
n theres no such thing as an outstanding cosmic conjunction. there is just one conjunction that occurs every year.
so dont panic, just wrap your gifts and roll on the floor laughing bout those idiots buyin books like 'survive 2012'.
Friday, January 6, 2012
wrappings.
i fuckin HATE every kinda wrappin!!
i mean...ya cant open em properly. all these tiny hints 'open here' are completely useless. every time i wanna eat fruit gums there is a curved spotted line printed in the upper corner. its some kinda decoration i think. cause every time it only rips somewhere else but never where it seems to be intended to so the gums learn to fly...
or take those 'burger cheese' packages . every slice is wrapped seperately in a plastic foil. when you try to open it rips apart the cheese. i know the cheese would stick together otherwise...but y wrap em? just lay a piece of foil between each slice.
or resealable packages. i always rip em to shreds in rage cause i fuckin cant open em.
im frustrated n pissed off.
die ya stupid wrappings die!
i mean...ya cant open em properly. all these tiny hints 'open here' are completely useless. every time i wanna eat fruit gums there is a curved spotted line printed in the upper corner. its some kinda decoration i think. cause every time it only rips somewhere else but never where it seems to be intended to so the gums learn to fly...
or take those 'burger cheese' packages . every slice is wrapped seperately in a plastic foil. when you try to open it rips apart the cheese. i know the cheese would stick together otherwise...but y wrap em? just lay a piece of foil between each slice.
or resealable packages. i always rip em to shreds in rage cause i fuckin cant open em.
im frustrated n pissed off.
die ya stupid wrappings die!
Thursday, August 4, 2011
fancy 'food'
whats the fuckin deal with fancy food? every rich or sophisticated guy treats things like fermented grapes from 1968 or a bunch of fish eggs as the best thing they ever consumed...dont they know things like pizza? or donuts? i mean - who prefers eating dressed in showoff clobber in a ballroom for 3 hours if you can also eat a drive by burger at *insert fastfood chain of choice*???
do they lack so much self confidence that even a meal becomes a victim of showmanship?
'oh look at me - im so well educated n wealthy - i must show this by eating things i neither get saturated nor do i like em'
to all da rich dudes out there - youre not better if you eat fancy things.
so have a pizza or a milk shake - eating s too much fun to sacrifice it to flossing
do they lack so much self confidence that even a meal becomes a victim of showmanship?
'oh look at me - im so well educated n wealthy - i must show this by eating things i neither get saturated nor do i like em'
to all da rich dudes out there - youre not better if you eat fancy things.
so have a pizza or a milk shake - eating s too much fun to sacrifice it to flossing
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