fancy 'food'

whats the fuckin deal with fancy food? every rich or sophisticated guy treats things like fermented grapes from 1968 or a bunch of fish eggs as the best thing they ever consumed...dont they know things like pizza? or donuts? i mean - who prefers eating dressed in showoff clobber in a ballroom for 3 hours if you can also eat a drive by burger at *insert fastfood chain of choice*???
do they lack so much self confidence that even a meal becomes a victim of showmanship?
'oh look at me - im so well educated n wealthy - i must show this by eating things i neither get saturated nor do i like em'
to all da rich dudes out there - youre not better if you eat fancy things.
so have a pizza or a milk shake - eating s too much fun to sacrifice it to flossing