dear car drivers...

a few things i wanna tell ya:

- we get all moved equal. just because you own a dong substitute worth 100K€ you are not better than a daihatsu or a bike. you have no privileges, you are neither allowed to force other verhicles off. also your horn isnt a sonic weapon - other vehicles dont explode even if you honk 10 times - crazy isnt it??

- stop bein paranoid. if i cross a street, i exactly calculate the velocity of each car approaching. so i sometimes cross right after a car. i guess the right time based on your current velocity. so stop slowin down when i step on the street! that totally messes up my calculations and sometimes causes dangerous situations cause my timing no longer fits the other cars. i know what i do - just keep on goin.

- stop hypnotizin me. just go. dont worry, on my skateboard im ten times nimbler than you, i can pass between cars and evade on the curbstone if its necassery. if you stop n stare, i dont longer feel safe to pass cause i never know when you will start up. if you just drive on i can avoid. when im in the wrong lane dont honk. ill switch back as soon theres a gap or a car approachin on my side. when there isnt a gap - i can also pass between the lanes, the road is wide enough. dont worry.

- stop throwing your waste out of your car. you probably hit a bike messenger. and to be honest half done french fries flying towards me is simply disgusting.
also stop honkin n naggin. i know im on the tramway path. im not stupid.

- and for the universes sake: pls use public transport or non motorized vehicles.
drivin a car in frankfurt is one of the most stressfull, stupid and unnecessary things someone can do. thanks.