boygroups

ask ya:
is there anything worse than boygroups?
hardly imaginable - but there is:
boygroup cover bands. yeah - i know - adequate question - y do i even mention em?
cause i was on a concert. dont wanna deepen the reasons that lead me to.
just one thing: it fuckin bloody sucks. they are emotional and acoustical weapons of brain destruction. all lookin like lil sissies stuffed in metrosexual popstar rags (actually - they are what they wear - never mind)
boygroups got just one topic: love. and its end - broken hearts.
they are the modern form of the medieval minnesingers - ya know - the guys croonin for a pretty maiden they never get high up in a tower?
its exactly the same concept here - y does she ignore me? y does she leaves me? how do i get her attention and so on. their love is pure and innocent - i mean - what else could we expect from such jerks? they dont even have hair on their balls (do they have balls at all? that would be an interestin question to discuss) so y should they even think about things like sex or an actual relationship - its pointless and annoying to hear bout their sappy attempts.
a lot of things have been wiped out along with the dark ages. inquisition, witch burnin, black death...so y the hell do we still have minnesingers?!?